313. Signs (M. Night Shyamalan, 2002)

what the fuck? why is this movie so famous it’s a piece of shit

sorry joaq„„, you know i still love u

well anyway i borrowed the dvd from my friend cuz i’ve always wanted to see this (mainly for joaquin) but didn’t wanna see it enough to watch online and pay full attention sort of thing….. but anyway

the whole fucking movie was just build up to the worst cgi Ever (i know it was 2002 but…. cmon) and then idek what happened but wow this sucked plus i also hate mel gibson with his large wrinkly face and racist ass self

312. Horrible Bosses (Seth Gordon, 2011)

well look who it is

it’s me

tanzi

WOW this is the longest i hve gone without watching a film in like, for ever i swear down i am wilting like a flower without sun

basically the story is i have moved cities for university nd now hve an extremely busy life and shock horror hve not even hd time to watch movies all fucking day long… i know? how am i alive? idk… bruh

nyway i watched this with a few of my mates today and it was fuggin joke!!! really wanna see the sequel also why do i fancy jason sudeikis so much??????? anyway bare hilare movie

i am watching another film rn too but you wll hve to wait to see whaat that is……. man i have some FILMS to catch up on i cannot be living this life much longer!!!! i’ll have 2 watch more with mates cuz tghat is who i spend all my time wiv innit… need 2 fuckin whack out tdk tril i recks!!!!!!

311. Mr. & Mrs. Smith (Doug Liman, 2005)

rewatched on tv earlier, wow this blog is boring these days isn’t it all i do is rewatch random ass films on tv and say nothing… oh well i’m BUSY!

even though this film is not a masterpiece or anything, i kind of consider it to be a modern classic, even if only for creating one of the most famous couples on earth… but also because it meshes several genres together well, is still discussed often today and i feel was fairly influential on a few other films of it’s type, an example being the iron man trilogy

310. Big (Penny Marshall, 1988)

rewatched on tv yday

<3

309. How to Train Your Dragon 2 (Dean DeBlois, 2014)

woooooo yes finally seen after waiting, i’m not sure what else to say but YES!!! so good and a great balance of funny and serious i love the characters and just everything this film is one of the pin points of all time highs for animated films… these movies mke me emosh man idk why i like cried during this but if you haven’t seen this and the prequel go do it because i love them and isn’t that reason enough!!!!

edit: something i have been thinking about, a trope almost in movies… the missing parental figure, where the main character feels their mother, father or whoever is not like, enough, especially in two films i recently watched (the boat that rocked and choke) was a man who felt incomplete without his father in his life, and i was all like, why is it hardly ever missing mother?? not that either are great things, i don’t know how to really explain what i mean here, but at times i feel fathers are favoured in films than mothers, or made to be more important more often… so anyway as hiccup y’knowmisses his mum it’s nice in a not nice way i mean she comes back spoiler alert even tho it’s on the trailers but idk????? mums are the like, most important people in the world not some dude who dipped his wick

altho… hiccups dad…. <////3 :’(

308. Choke (Clark Gregg, 2008)

also rewatched on tv out of boredom. although the last time i saw this was also on tv in like 2010 or something … i remember it because i couldn’t sleep so i watched some tv and this was on, i paid full attention and watched the whole thing instead of trying to sleep again, i mean, i understood the movie, sure, i guess but it made me feel weird and i didn’t understand what it was trying to say…. if it was even trying to say anything, which on this watch i am doubting …….. i’m not saying this is a good movie, cause it’s not especially but it’s at least something different.. also sam rockwell is amazing

cannot believe sweet ol agent coulson directed THIS lols

307. The Boat That Rocked (Richard Curtis, 2009)

rewatched on tv out of boredom, i love this film tbh it’s fun and sweet, one of my best friend’s fave film so always reminds me of her <3

306. Dirty Pretty Things (Stephen Frears, 2002)

seen before but an BRILL film i recks

i spent the rest of my day yday also watching wilfred and it’s always sunny in philadelphia too lols

305. Unhung Hero (Brian Spitz, 2013)

LOOOOOOOL

my friend came over and we were on the documentary section of netflix maybe gonna go for some louis theroux and then this looked joke so we went for it…… i don’t even know what to say, my main point is i HATE this man. he is obsessive, insane, annoying, insecure but self obsessed !!!!! ridiculous… it could’ve been much better as i thought it was gonna actually research and comment on the you know subject of men and worriedness about SIZE lol but the most he did was measure how small his dick is in 10 diff ways and ask women on the street if size mattered like wow what a deep insight…… was interesting at some parts but i swear … this dude is crazy

304. Django Unchained (Quentin Tarantino, 2012)

oh god, well yesterday i woke up at like 7am and i was too dizzy to move… cause i was still drunk/hungover from going out the night before and looool omg i was like trapped in my bed for 2 hours then i moved downstairs to have a paracetemol and some food but then i tried taking the pill and threw up nd all i could stand to do was sit still on a sofa and watch the nearest dvd to me.. hence why i watched this… i am too old to still get into those kind of states but what can i say im livin young wild n free

anyway i hven’t seen this for ages and omg it’s still such a great movie like every part of it is so well done like yer mert